The Potty Blogger

I posted here about the return of the potty blogger.  I wanted to continue the happy trip down memory lane.  From "Questions for Men."

Steph (reading from the blog):

"'Sometimes it takes two flushes.'  Yeah, it may be considered etiquette but I bet opinion changes if you're yelling 'Get down you bastard!' as you do it."

Lee said:

"lol  I like that. I may use it.   Did you read his Soundtrack Etiquette post?

The potty blogger says that the proper way to assist the man in the next stall with a toilet paper deficiency is opposite to what women do, by which I mean that the under-stall spare-a-square pass technique that women use is ill-advised for men because of the possible confusion it may cause, the likelihood for an unfortunate misunderstanding. He says the correct procedure is to...

'Pull some toilet paper from the roll and ball it up. Throw the ball of TP over the wall and...'

He makes no mention of a heads up though, which I'm sure must be required, or are men conditioned to look up for a response to an aid call? Otherwise it may drop to the floor and the potty blogger fears the floor only second to the bowl."

Steph said:

"How can it be misconstrued??? It's toilet paper, not a note passed around in class."

Lee said:

"Seriously? You need me to explain that one? What, you don't have any politicians making the news for passing notes under the stalls in mens rooms in Oz? Some guys may not take the time to read the writing or lack thereof. There are some trigger-happy men prone to a little hysteria in the world. Take a look around here, for example. And then there are the ones who just like to make accusations. Besides, potty blogger says you should keep your hands as far away from the floor as possible at all times.

p.s.
Remember the Spanky-like female post commenter? What did she call it? Homopoopaphobia? I gotta go look now.

p.p.s.
Found it!

'What BS. You guys are crazy. Women poop next to each other all the time and don't get weird about it. It's not the most desirable situation, but if you have to poop, you poop. You don't pinch your cheeks together and go look for another place to do it.

Ew, this odd homopoopophobic behavior might explain why men's underwear usually have skid marks and women's rarely, if ever, do.

Just get over it and poop already.'

Homopoopophobic"

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