Thursday, September 1, 2011

Changed Man Bikini

Aaaaaaah!  

Changed Man Bikini http://jezebel.com/5836636/once-you-see-the-changed-man-bikini-swimsuit-you-cannot-unsee-the-changed-man-bikini-swimsuit-[nsfw]?popular=true



a.  Where's the rest of it?
b.  Isn't that uncomfortable?
c.  What happens if he gets aroused?
d.  Why?

This one is called the "Impaled Bikini."


What is happening here?

This one is called "Analmation."


Again, I say...aaaaaaaaah!

I love how the explanation for this next one starts.
"This design will take some explaining..."


Ya think?

This one made me full-on LOL.



I'm not even gonna post a pic of what they call "Anal Challenge 2X."  You're just gonna have to go look for yourself.  It's the bottom link.  Pardon the pun.

Okay, okay.  I'll just show you the, um, "before" picture.  You can click through for the "after."



You're definitely on your own for the "Sheer Force Penis Stretcher" and the "Options Stretcher."

There's one called "Penile Colony."  Okay, I had to chuckle at that.

Sweet Mother of God.  I keep clicking "Next" and there's no end.  They even sell kilts.

Links:
http://www.koalaswim.com/ko-swim-split-master.htm


ETA:




ETA2:



ETA3:

Stephie gave this to me.  Enjoy.

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56 comments:

  1. StephSeptember 1, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    I just died a little inside.

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  2. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    LMAO!

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  3. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    I feel I've succeeded.

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  4. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    Me and Stephie on Skype:

    [10:52:09 PM] Lee: Refresh the screen. I added more. LOL
    [10:52:57 PM] Steph: NO!
    [10:53:03 PM] Lee: LOL
    [10:53:06 PM] Lee: DEWIT!
    [10:53:39 PM] Steph: *bigger font* NO!!!!
    [10:54:22 PM] Lee: *bigger and bolder font* DEWIT!!!!
    [11:00:42 PM] Steph: ;( i dont wanna
    [11:02:58 PM] Steph: pic3.... WHAT TEH FUCK???? IS THAT UP HIS ASS>??????
    [11:03:06 PM] Steph: this kind of thing is proof there is no god

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  5. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    [11:04 PM] Lee: *laughing hysterically and fist-pumping for the win*

    Eww, Fist-pumping so does NOT work here.

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  6. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    I love the Jezebel headline.

    "Once You See The ‘Changed Man Bikini’ Swimsuit, You Cannot Unsee The ‘Changed Man Bikini’ Swimsuit [NSFW]"

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  7. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    I've seen things like this in SL, but not so often...okay, maybe never...in RL.

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  8. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    I wonder if any heterosexual men are looking at the first two pics and getting slightly aroused. I mean it does kind of look like an engorged vagina.

    LOL

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  9. StephSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    *shudders*

    That's just nasty, I mean seriously, WHAT THE HELL?!??!!!

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  10. StephSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:16 PM

    I guess it could be worse, it could be Borat wearing one of those things. The mankini was bad enough.

    ugh... I can still taste the vomit.

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  11. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    I keep clicking "Next" and it never ends!

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  12. StephSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    You know when you vomit so hard your stomach hurts? Yeah...

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  13. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    LOL!

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  14. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Just say "no" to the big metal hook.

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  15. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    Stephie's frantically searching for eye bleach and Peptac or Pepto Bismol now.

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  16. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    Damn. Orfeu's not online right now. Otherwise I'd attack him with this...I mean... invite him to join us.

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  17. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    Let's see if we can get him to wear one and send us a picture.

    LOL

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  18. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    Btw, just in case you were wondering, I was just reading this Jezebel article, "Japanese Fashion Show: Avant-Garde Design Vs. The Harajuku Streets" when I saw the link for the "Changed Man Bikini" and clicked on it out of my usual curiosity.

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  19. StephSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    No more, please... I beg you, I'll tell you anything you want to know.

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  20. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    ROFLMAO!

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  21. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    You almost made me snort Riesling.

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  22. StephSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    FFS SOMEONE CHECK THE GENEVA CONVENTION! SURELY THIS IS SOME KIND OF CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY??

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  23. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    You'll never take me alive. I'll... I'll... I'll...hook you!

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  24. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    I just sent a blind link to Caity, Chaos, Ima and Mary.

    Heh.

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  25. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    /me rubs her hands together in evil glee.

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  26. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    Ya know, I would go try to find more, but I'm just not quite sure what the search words would be.

    And could it get any more outre?

    I'm just asking for it now, aren't I?

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  27. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    I'm a changed woman now.

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  28. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    I take it then, Steph, that you would not be up for an evening at "Puppetry of the Penis."

    ;)

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  29. CaitlinSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    well that was a nice ' read' over breakfast. Thanks!

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  30. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Btw, apropos of nothing. There's some guy in Second Life who registered as "Boyd Doghouse," but now calls himself "Dixie Normus."

    True story.

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  31. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Caitlin said...

    "well that was a nice ' read' over breakfast. Thanks!"

    Ha!

    Gotcha!

    ;)

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  32. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    Caught another one with my, um, hook, Steph! Wheeeeeeee!

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  33. orfeuSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    Yanno I actually like these...I think I might get one or two.
    What I most like about them...is you can look stylish and sexy with out looking gay.

    At all.

    smiles pleasantly.

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  34. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    Awesome! We can totally get that pic now. Ooh! And if you would put a rose between your teeth...

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  35. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    LOL Someone clicked on the "helpful" button.

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  36. StephSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    "I take it then, Steph, that you would not be up for an evening at "Puppetry of the Penis." "

    Shirley you can't be serious. -_-

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  37. orfeuSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    Lee said
    "Awesome! We can totally get that pic now. Ooh! And if you would put a rose between your teeth... "

    Ok sure...I wonder if they do them in Lavender...or...um...Mauve.

    Perhaps plaid would be a safer option....yep...that sounds pretty macho.

    Or maybe...they have patterns...and I could knit one.

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  38. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    Ah, reminds me of the old London subway graffiti that used to slay my Mom.

    1. "My Mum made me a queer."
    2. "If I give her the wool, will she make me one too?"

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  39. PepSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:12 AM

    Alternative, heard in a men's public lavatory:

    Sweaty guy rushes in, unzips quickly and lets loose forcefully, saying in a satisfied if concerned manner, "Ah, just made it".

    Guy standing next to him looks over the urinal and replies, "If I gave you the wool, could you make me one like that too?"

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  40. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    Niiice.

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  41. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    Stephie has just helpfully pointed out to me that we are lucky the model wearing "The Changed Man Bikini" is as fit as he is. Consider some alternatives...

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  42. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    "No one does extreme men's swimsuit styles better than Koala!"

    http://www.koalaswim.com/

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  43. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    The stage name of the model is "Colt," btw.

    http://www.koalaswim.com/koalaswim/ko-video-split-master.htm

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  44. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    Colt's stage name used to be "James."

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  45. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    I think.

    Maybe.

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  46. orfeuSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Lee said:
    *The stage name of the model is "Colt," btw.

    Colt's stage name used to be "James."

    I think.

    Maybe.*






    Thx for all your help.

    Don't Know what we would do without you.
    .

    .



    coughs.
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    blinks.


    :-)

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  47. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Don't act like you're not interested in the behind-the-scenes intel on long-necked, mangina-sporting Colt.

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  48. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    Ima said...
    "@LeeHere: Where is his penis? Did you PS it out?"

    No, I did not "touch" the pictures or change them.

    I did, however, wonder the same thing.

    So I researched this a little further and, well, here's what the website says...

    "The design compresses and holds the shaft down inside of you and with the multiple suit adjustments, it allows your balls to be pulled down then split down the center to create a masterpiece."

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  49. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Joke on the net:

    "A man in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth "Nurse" he mumbles. "Are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in One hand & his testicles in the other.... She takes a close look and says "There's nothing wrong with them sir" Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly "Thanks for that, it was very lovely, but listen very very carefully, "Are-my-test-re-sults back?""

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  50. MaryanneSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    I'm gonna show this to James tomorrow. The look on his face should be PRICELESS.

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  51. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    Woohoo!

    I want a full report.

    LOL!

    ;)

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  52. StephSeptember 3, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    http://pics.cheggit.nl/pics/2011/09/03/2742-1swimwear.png

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  53. LeeHere AbsentSeptember 3, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    LOL

    I ETA'd it.

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  54. StephSeptember 3, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    Don't view this on a touchscreen...

    Just sayin'

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  55. LeeHere AbsentDecember 4, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    Let's see if Lillie clicks the link. Heh.

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  56. LeeHere AbsentDecember 4, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Gotcha!

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