Jedi Kittens Strike Back [Stuff Steph Gives Me (September 15, 2011)]

Brace yourself for the cuteness.

Also, more accurately under the category of "Stuff Steph Wants" is this:  http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/09/12/funny-pictures-doctor-who-tardis-cat-home/

Ten Dangerous Traditions

Aaah!

People are throwing babies and goats out of windows and off of roofs!  They must be found and stopped!

Links:
http://www.mostinterestingfacts.com/culture/top-10-most-dangerous-traditions-around-the-world-in-modern-era.html
http://www.reuters.com/video/2008/04/30/indian-baby-dropping-ritual?videoId=81490
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/expat/expatnews/6771374/Indian-baby-tossing-ceremony-may-be-banned.html
http://www.goatview.com/january24.htm
http://www.marbella-guide.com/tag/goat-tossing-festival/
http://eddiebear.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/hey-lets-throw-some-live-animals-at-the-lions/

Argument Clinic [Stuff Liona Left Lying About (September 14, 2011)]

Links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-52#post-117764
http://gotvirtual.net/community/useralbums/lionas-useful-pictures.15/view

B of A Hell Zone

I want to log in so I can make my monthly mortgage payment.

I plug in my ID and password.  I'm taken to my SiteKey screen where I see the picture I've chosen and the name of the picture, also chosen by me, meant to be a visual representation to show I'm in the right place and not being phished or something.

I validate the Sitekey pic and name and hit "enter."

I'm taken to a screen that says I need to create a Sitekey, which is interesting because I just came from my Sitekey page.  There is no way to opt out or go forward or backwards.  The only choice is creating a Sitekey.  So I create a new one.  Again.  I go through the process and select security questions and answers and "enter" through to the end.  I receive a message that B of A is "temporarily unable to process my request."  The only thing is, B of A has been "temporarily unable to process my request" for about six months now.

I went paperless some time ago, so plan B is logging into another bank where I do my bill paying, and where they are able to process my log in request in a matter of seconds with no problem at all and look to see what the amounts where the last time I paid my mortgage bills and just repeat them.  So that's what I do.

Then I try the contact information on B of A's website.  I start with "online website technical support" and call the 800 number.  I tell the person who answers that I have a mortgage account.  He proceeds to ask me a series of questions, takes all the information and tells me at the end that I have a mortgage account.  I was actually aware of that and thought he was too since I started with that tidbit.  He tells me he cannot help with mortgage accounts and must transfer me to "model platform."  I get transferred to a man who responds in Spanish.  I tell him my Spanish is a bit rusty and I would prefer to do my business in English.  He tells me he covers every part of the United States except the Pacific Northwest, including, naturally, Washington, so he must transfer me to someone who handles Washington.  I get transferred to someone who tells me they do not handle mortgage accounts and that I need to be transferred to online banking.  Yes, that would be the online banking I called first.

Now the call has been disconnected and I had such high hopes for Connor (the last person I spoke to before the call disconnected.)

I'm in the Bermuda Triangle of Bank of America.  The twilight zone of corporate America.  Online mortgage hell.

All I want to do is pay my bill.

Smoking Gun [Stuff Steph Gives Me (September 4, 2011) ]

For any and all of you who think it is just me torturing poor sweet Stephie in some kind of one-way "click-it" game...think again.

Skype (with permission)


[9:49:24 PM] Steph: *family guy* Oh no!
[10:05:48 PM] Steph: I think I just found the most annoying video on youtube... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYJglSVP4IU&feature=related
[10:06:18 PM] Lee: Wow.  What a great lead in.  I'm SO gonna click now.
[10:06:26 PM] Steph: you better!
[10:06:27 PM] Lee: LOL
[10:06:42 PM] Steph: after 30 secs I had to stop it :D
[10:06:59 PM] Lee: Jesus.  I stopped it at 7.
[10:07:04 PM] Steph: LOL
[10:07:08 PM] Steph: OH NO!
[10:08:03 PM] Lee: I'm totally gonna post that you gave me that link.
[10:08:15 PM] Steph: :D :D DEWIT!
[10:08:20 PM] Lee: LOL!!!

And here's the vid.  Enjoy.

ETA:

Also from Stephie.

And this too.

dilligaf

Leveraged LBD

I loved Sophie's little black dress on "The Boiler Room Job" episode of Leverage.

Links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leverage_(TV_series)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Leverage_episodes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gina_Bellman

Sadistic 'Survivor' Producers Put Coach Back In The Game

SURVIVOR: SOUTH PACIFIC 
Special 90-Minute Season Premiere Wednesday, September 14th at 8/7c







Here's hoping for an early oust at tribal council.



p.s.
And to add insult to injury, someone's let this yahoo make a movie.


Links:
http://www.cbs.com/shows/survivor/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_(TV_series)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_(U.S._TV_series)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor:_South_Pacific
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Wade_(Survivor_contestant)
http://www.coachbenwade.com/
http://coach.bandcamp.com/
http://www.youtube.com/user/oneeightyfilm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP01UR1DSY
http://www.facebook.com/180film
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1979163/
http://www.180film.com/
http://www.easywaterfilms.com/

Unstoppable

I saw "Unstoppable" tonight.  I confess I did not have high expectations, but I actually loved it.  It was a real nail-biter.  Well done.  Interesting back story too.

Links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unstoppable_(2010_film)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSX_8888_incident

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/unstoppable-2010/

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20101110/REVIEWS/101119995

Puppetry of the Penis Now in 3D & A Phone App

Yep, that's right. The "Dick Tricks" guys now have a 3D show complete with CGI and a phone app for men who want to master the penis puppetry.

Their tricks include:

• Wind Up
• Atomic Mushroom
• Wristwatch
• Snail
• Three-Wood
• Parachute
• Eiffel-Tower
• Hamburger
• Hot dog
• Pelican
• Windsurfer
• G-String
• Brain
• Weed-Snipper
• Loch Ness Monster
• Wedding Ring
• The Woman
• Mollusk
• Baby Bird
• Flying Squirrel

Links:
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/videos/HAMBURGER.mov
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
http://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/move-over-bacon/content?oid=14187
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tackle_Happy
http://www.perthcomedy.com/general/puppetry_of_penis/index.html
http://gizmodo.com/5828607/android-apps-that-teach-you-the-art-of-penis-puppetry
http://www.chortle.co.uk/shows/edinburgh_fringe_2011/p/19044/puppetry_of_the_penis%3A_3d/review
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/appsblog/2011/aug/08/apps-rush-fbi-cher-lloyd-blackberry

Manimal

Links:
http://www.feastoffun.com/topics/culture-style/2011/07/02/video-creepy-sexy-muscular-bunny-man-working-out/
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Alex_Kovas
http://www.humanimals.co.uk/
http://www.youtube.com/user/AlexKovas
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/fashion/naomi-campbell/
http://www.webarchive.org.uk/wayback/archive/20100223122514/http://www.oneandother.co.uk/participants/Humanimal
http://videos.arte.tv/fr/videos/humanimal_-3782398.html

Can't Be Unseen

"What has been seen can’t be unseen. Once you see these pictures you may never look at the original the same way again. After all once you see it you can’t unsee it."

"5 points.... 5 points... 5 points... TEN POINTS OH GOD FIFTY POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!"

p.s.
In some cases the comments under the pics are worth seeing and in some cases unseeing too.


Links:
http://cantbeunseen.com/


See also:
http://clarksonisms.com/
http://antipickupline.com
http://anti-joke.com//
http://iamdisappoint.com/
http://objectiface.com/
http://lolercoasters.com/
http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/
http://morefailat11.com/
http://roulettereactions.com/
http://pointlessinventions.com/
http://diyfail.com/
http://meanwhilein.org/
http://perfectlytimedphotos.com/
http://passedoutphotos.com/
http://motivationalgenerator.com/

And:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/thanks-tumblr-the-dark-knight-rises-poster-is-rui
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Once_you've_seen_it,_you_can't_unsee_it
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jdbwe/whats_your_favourite_cant_unsee/

And more.

Changed Man Bikini

Aaaaaaah!  

a.  Where's the rest of it?

b.  Isn't that uncomfortable?

c.  What happens if he gets aroused?

d.  Why?

This one is called the "Impaled Bikini."

What is happening here?

This one is called "Analmation."

Again, I say...aaaaaaaaah!

I love how the explanation for this next one starts.

"This design will take some explaining..."

Ya think?

This one made me full-on LOL.

I'm not even gonna post a pic of what they call "Anal Challenge 2X."  You're just gonna have to go look for yourself.  It's the bottom link.  Pardon the pun.

Okay, okay.  I'll just show you the, um, "before" picture.  You can click through for the "after."

You're definitely on your own for the "Sheer Force Penis Stretcher" and the "Options Stretcher."

There's one called "Penile Colony."  Okay, I had to chuckle at that.

Sweet Mother of God.  I keep clicking "Next" and there's no end.  They even sell kilts.

Links:

http://jezebel.com/5836636/once-you-see-the-changed-man-bikini-swimsuit-you-cannot-unsee-the-changed-man-bikini-swimsuit-[nsfw]?popular=true

http://worldofwonder.net/posts/2011/08/31/time-to-play-gu/#utm_source=carousel
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/03/22/balls-out-nsfw/

http://www.koalaswim.com/ko-swim-split-master.htm


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Stephie gave this to me.  Enjoy.