The Poop Report

I stumbled across a website called "The Poop Report."  Its tagline is "Your #1 source for your #2 business."

These are the sections:

Stories About Poop
Intellectual Crap
Consumer Reports
Fun with Feces
Poop at the Office
Techniques
Travel Logs
The Captain's Log
Academic Poop
Home

I'm building up the courage to click on the "Techniques" link.  Some of the featured stories give me pause too.

ETERNAL DEBATES
Eternal Debates: Lesser Of Two EvilsYour butt gives you no choice; so which do you choose?
------ posted 7.21.2009 by Russell (335) 

POOPING HEALTH
involuntary anus contractionsSome possible causes of extreme anal discomfort brought on by physical and/or emotional stress.
------ posted 7.21.2008 by Motherload (1071) 

There's a poop humor appreciation page, so naturally I looked.  People with handles like "Baron von Crapalot," "Logjam," "Shitwit" and "Pnuttycorn" have posted some of their favorite poop jokes.

Here is a sampling:

Who were the first people to have ICBMs?
The Eskimos.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
He wanted to see Pooh.

The left buttcheek says to the right buttcheek "if we stick together, we can stop this shit."